Late night sex chat with girls

will you panic and think that you’ve lost her interest?

) or she is trying to see how much you like her (e.g.

Or an argument about Beyoncé and how she, not Stephen Hawking, has the best theory on black holes. Man knows that woman is going to pop at any moment. In my travels I’ve learned that disagreements with women count as inconveniences. I have my theory – I outlined it – but it’s a theory from the mind of a man. Panama Jackson is pretty fly (and gorgeous) for a light guy. Not even a Wes Anderson joint, but something you might see as part of a museum exhibit before you head to the dinosaur section.

But it never fails, if a woman is upset about something she will NOT be ready to discuss it until the man is ready to go to sleep AND she is likely to not understand (read ) that he is nonplussed at her chosen time for discussion.

BUT, if she DOES happen to feel inconvenienced or as poet laureate Rich Homie Quan inveighed, feels some type of way, then you will hear about it again because she needs you to know that you inconvenienced her emotions. So by the time we have to talk about it in the witching hour, she’s not even mad anymore, she just wants to talk about her feelings.

You then have to kiss, have sex with her and take it from there. Yet, if you all you do is text, she will either get bored or begin playing hard to get.

If a woman likes you, she will be excited to get your first few texts. For example: If stops texting you all of a sudden because she is bored, it means that she’s not getting enough stimulation out of seeing words on the screen of her phone with smiley faces and LOLs.

If you recently met a girl who was all over you initially, but isn’t replying to your texts anymore, the reason is simple. You’re constantly texting her and expecting that something will happen by itself (e.g.

she will suggest meeting up), but it is YOU who must make the next move.

And there was a specific agreement between us that nobody would talk about Jesus unless we were asked a direct question.

And sooner or later, a lot of those who would otherwise have been throwing up in a gutter started to drift in.

Maybe its important (black holes are very important) and maybe its not. Because he can see inside her, he knows she’s pissed and attempts to talk about it in the moment to save the rest of the morning, afternoon, millenium. There isn’t a man alive who has dated a woman who doesn’t know this life. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future. Plus early heads up about new tees, new contributors, and our events.

Point is, they get into an argument about something. Replace “love” with “feelings” and that’s the woman. He ALSO knows that “any moment” means right as he’s about to go to sleep. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Weekly updates about all the pop culture, race & politics, Bougie Black People™ shit, and other grand tomfoolery we cover here on VSB.

We don't get much spam here (that I've seen) so I couldn't resist. Does this mean we'll only get those people in here who actually would call those lines? Why would someone pay a fee to call a number to talk to a bunch of strangers or people who are pretending to be other people?

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