Chatzy free adult - Daughter dating application form

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.

Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __Nopierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

: I’m not very attractive I’m cute I’m cute enough for you, assface I’m hot If you like morbidly obese, cross-eyed fat girls, you’ll LOVE me I’m a butter face I’m a Chicago girl (it means you have a hot face and a fat ass…and don’t email me pissed about this. : I can read enough to answer this I’m average I’m smart enough to get your stupid jokes I’m a fucking genius I can bend things with my mind I’m dumber than week-old bat shit Who are you to question the intelligence of anyone else? I like to use lots of exclamation points in my emails!!!! : I’m about average I’m pretty sane, but have some minor insecurities and peculiarities, just like everyone I’m very emotionally stable I am a rock I’m loonier than a shit-house rat I claw at my eyes, trying to get the demons out The doctor says he can’t increase my prescriptions anymore or he’d get in trouble Sometimes, the restraints chafe my wrists. I wonder how much money she cost him.” “She’s just a cheap hooker.

Daughter dating application form

No, seriously, I really do want to ask you out I don’t want to go on a date with you, but I do want to buy you lots drinks and watch the train wreck develop I’m putting in fake info to fuck with you I’m horribly desperate for anything male, and you fit the bill This is the final stage in a destructive spiral of self-loathing and despair It’s either this or jail time This is helping me stop masturbating so much I hate your fucking guts “It says ‘I choo-choo-choose you,’ and it has a picture of a train.” Why do you think you want to go out on a date with me? ” What is it that you find most attractive about me? He tells me to burn things.” What is your most defining feature or characteristic?

You seem interesting I think you’d be fun to get drunk with I want to end up in one of your stories or future books I feel strangely attracted to you I hate myself I’m one of those people who can’t divert their eyes from accident scenes, and you have that same effect on me I think your caustic and sarcastic exterior belies a sweet and caring inner self I want to give my VD to someone else before I die No, really, I enjoy having guys use me and treat me like shit “Which one is oral?

Please do not try to call or write, If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.

)_______________________________ ________________________________Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State or Federal Government Representative _______________________________ (Their stamp goes here )Notary Public Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATIONAND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.

Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

It was by far the most viewed and “shared” blog post so far in the life of this project.

In fact several people even asked about a shirt with those 10 rules printed on it.

NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #____________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #_______________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_____________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____ Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent? (that means I won't tell anyone EVER) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________ When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is ______________________ NOTE: if above answer begins with T or A, discontinue.

______________________ Parental Use Only: Appearance Looks Like: Status: Mel Gibson ___________Accepted:__________ David Letterman_______Rejected: __________ Pee-Wee Herman________Pending: __________ NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and priest? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter (22835 Views) A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter / My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter / Application For Permission To Date My Daughter (1) (2) (3) (4) Hi Nairalanders, Saw this online, had a good laff and just had to share with u, dont know if u seen this before, if not, enjoy ]The following was written by a father to his daugher's potential boyfriend APPLICATION FORM FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from a doctor of my choice. (You might watch your back)To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.

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